Lindsay Lohan: So Hot!!
I just have one piece of advice for all of these over-privileged, stupid-ass, little Hollywood socialite crackwhores:
Get a fucking driver.
You can afford it. Even if you’re as clean as Mr. fuckin Clean and don’t have the constant threat of getting busted for possession looming over you…or even if your “people” don’t let you know that your license is suspended (as Paris claimed)…why the hell would you WANT to drive in LA if you could afford to have someone else drive you around? I really don’t get it.
Click on the little crackhead’s face for the full AP news story. Or don’t. I really don’t give a shit…but this picture cracks me the hell up. She really has no idea what’s happening to her life. Think of all the blow that 45 day stint in rehab she JUST FINISHED could have bought. Kids today have no foresight…
Actress Lindsay Lohan is pictured in this police booking photograph released July 24, 2007. Lohan was arrested in the Los Angeles area early on July 24, 2007 on suspicion of drunken driving and cocaine possession, days after she completed a 45-day rehabilitation program, authorities said. REUTERS/Santa Monica Police Dept./Courtesy TMZ.com/Handout
Stumble it!
listen LiLo has a master plan….it’s all about tabloid share time with Britney. she got wind about the bat-shit crazy interview Britney just gave to OK magazine and got jealous. i don’t feel like these actions are a cry for help but a game she’s playing in her twisted head. there is no excuse for not having a driver…but…..as i have a first hand experience with a celeb-DUI situation….celebs don’t really think that they will get caught. i honestly believe that our culture treats these no talent-attention -whores like royalty (does anyone really remember what Paris Hilton is famous for?) and they honestly think they are above the law and can give the cop an autograph and they will get off. They don’t know what real life its like, and in an attempt to have a real life and do regular things, they want to drive themselves……we as normal people know they are nuts, because who the hell likes driving in LA traffic? but to them it’s all a part of their “Truman Show” lifestyle. God bless LiLo, she’s a homemade-sex-tape away from superstar.
K2theW said this on July 24th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
I agree with the above comment… I think that Lindsay is definitely playing games. I saw all the pictures of her wearing her little voluntary ankle brace and couldn’t help but think it was all a publicity scam. Make everyone think that she is sober, so that they also think she takes her acting career seriously and they give her new move.. “I Know Who Killed Me,” which opens this week a chance.
I’d like to start a boycott… not that I had any desire to see her awkwardlky titled new movie, but I don’t think anyone should see it. Not because it will probably suck in typical hollywood fashion, but because I don’t think this girl should be allowed the priviledge of a working actress lifestyle. So many people would kill to be in her shoes, and what does she do? Studios should really stop hiring her. She’s a pretty shitty actress anyways.
Tricia said this on July 25th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Why would you waste blog space on this? You are promoting her bullshit. Is this supposed to be funny??: “Think of all the blow that 45 day stint in rehab she JUST FINISHED could have bought. Kids today have no foresight…” I think there are more important issues to spend your time on.
Sash said this on July 25th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Screw up once: You’re an idiot
Screw up twice: You’re a bigger idiot
Screw up over and over again: You’re a genius
Its like a zen proverb. You go far enough around the retard circle and eventually you come out the other side a savant. Did somebody say R. Kelly?
Chas said this on July 25th, 2007 at 6:59 pm